Do you have a dog? Have you ever smelled their feet?
My dogs, along with other people I know, smell like Fritos (If you have never smelled your dogs feet, go do so now).
Which isn’t a bad thing per se. I like Fritos, but it gets me thinking.
My dog, who is as graceful as I am, tends to do things like step in her own pee or poop. Sometimes I see this and it gets cleaned off. Sometimes I am sure she steps on older poo which doesn’t stick to her, but you know it got on there. Therefore, I don’t see it and it stays on. She also steps in dirt, grass, a few bugs from time to time I am sure (murderer). And a whole bunch of other things I probably don’t want to know about. And yet, all these things combined together makes her feet smell like Fritos. Hmm. Perhaps I need to remind myself of this the next time I feel the need for a Frito.